reasons why i don't like to babysit:
01. i assume since i can't feel my nose & toes they must use all their pennies to pay me (and not the heating bill).
02. i eat to much.
03. or there is no food (& you end up having a fiber plus bar for supper).
04. i have to put your kids to bed...the reason you hired me, cause it isn't fun.
05. i have to play barbies or my lil ponies or polly pocket or princess or house....and i always get the ugly ones. or am the wicked step-mother.
06. i have to stay up late. cause you are out having fun.
07. i have to play dumb to lies.
08. i have to make threats that i never follow through with.
what makes it all worth it? the money. let's be honest. oh yeah, and her. because i love her.